kc-79:

petepaintswarhammer:

solluxisms:

systlin:

strutsonicely:

tomyfancy:

systlin:

I’M DYING

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

“We’re just being regular correct”

Originally posted by jupiter2

I love cards against humanity

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

when men in a film describe a woman as “feisty” for putting up a fight:

when men in a film say “watch out, kitty’s got claws” or any other nausea-inducing variation when a woman puts up a fight:

when men in a film act surprised or mock a woman in any way when she shows a capacity for violence:

great-tweets:

There is nothing new under the sun.

thedenoftoons:

Boy am i excited for next next week

tibby-art:

i wonder how she used to get along with her fellow pearls

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

sonypraystation:

slavery:

is it beef?

tordenvejr:

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

lavraog:

gorditamorenita:

bugzvision:

chubbyseal:

nativelynative:

Alejandro Cartagena captured Mexican workers on their way to job sites in Car Poolers. This is such an amazing and simple photo series. 

When I see this 

I don’t see rapists,

I don’t see drug dealers,

I dont see “Bad Hombres,”

I see fathers, mothers, and brothers working hard to provide for their family.

I see people working hard to improve themselves.

I see people and that’s the difference between you and I. 

While you seat on your high throne playing video games and making your petty little ego feel better by putting others down, I see people that get up every morning and work their life away to improve their children’s lives. 

I see my tio.

I see the stories my dad always used to tell me. How he and my uncles would hitch rides to the fields when they were young. It’s more beautiful than I imagined.

I see the men and mujeres in my family.

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

languorwine:

no offense but i’m in fucking tears

michigan-rag:

one-time-i-dreamt:

There was a lesbian wedding that was just a huge con for the two women to steal a bunch of money from people that’ve never been to a lesbian wedding before and wanted to see one so they went to the first one in the area.